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General / My New Ride
« on: February 12, 2007, 04:37:50 PM »
Ol' Balthy got a new ride, yay!
2004 Ford Ranger XLT
Vehicle Highlights
Mileage: 30,000
Engine: V6 3.0 Liter
Transmission: Automatic
Drivetrain: 2WD
Air Conditioning AM/FM Stereo ABS (4-Wheel)
Power Steering Dual Front Air Bags
Power Windows Tilt Wheel Cassette
Power Door Locks Cruise Control MP3 (Single CD)
2004 Ford Ranger XLT
Vehicle Highlights
Mileage: 30,000
Engine: V6 3.0 Liter
Transmission: Automatic
Drivetrain: 2WD
Air Conditioning AM/FM Stereo ABS (4-Wheel)
Power Steering Dual Front Air Bags
Power Windows Tilt Wheel Cassette
Power Door Locks Cruise Control MP3 (Single CD)
123
Media / What I do all fucking day...
« on: January 22, 2007, 11:48:22 AM »
My 2K3 Server with Active Directory, ISA, & DHCP. (and soon to be exchange server as well)
My Cisco PiX firewall. (outside IP and hostname covered so you script kiddies don't get any ideas.)
The admin interface for the hospitals information system. (That's right, it's AS/400 based, old school bitch's)
My Cisco PiX firewall. (outside IP and hostname covered so you script kiddies don't get any ideas.)
The admin interface for the hospitals information system. (That's right, it's AS/400 based, old school bitch's)
124
Games / The amazing DarkQueefers
« on: January 20, 2007, 07:28:33 PM »
He managed to get himself stuck to the ceiling... with a little help from my penetrator, oh!
125
Spam / Happy James Earl Ray Day!
« on: January 14, 2007, 10:12:49 PM »
My siggy says it all. Have a good one. 
126
General / Happy Birthday Tony
« on: November 29, 2006, 10:05:07 PM »
Hope you have the most beanerific birthday of them all, complete with piñata’s, cervases, and puta's.
Arrriba!
Arrriba!
127
BF 1942 / Market Fun
« on: November 14, 2006, 12:34:16 AM »
I sometimes forget how nice it is to play Battlefield without a care in the world.
128
General / Happy Birthday Mean Green
« on: November 11, 2006, 03:13:55 AM »
I could take a guess at how many years young you are this year but that wouldn't be gentlemanly now would it?
Hope you have a good one sweetie.
[SIZE="1"]p.s. fuck me?[/SIZE]
Hope you have a good one sweetie.
[SIZE="1"]p.s. fuck me?[/SIZE]
129
Spam / Who's down for some...
« on: November 09, 2006, 10:36:06 PM »
[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Pink"]STRANGE CHUNK?![/COLOR][/SIZE]
130
General / Happy Birthday Carny Barny Doodly Doo
« on: October 20, 2006, 10:31:53 PM »
I hope you get all the apple pie and furniture you can handle! Have a good one buddy.
131
Spam / Story time.
« on: October 19, 2006, 01:15:52 PM »
There are a few grammatical errors that I still need to fix but I believe it won't deter from your understanding of the story.
Click me for a corny horror story.
This was done on a five hour bender of boredem, enjoy.
Click me for a corny horror story.
This was done on a five hour bender of boredem, enjoy.
132
General / You know you have a problem if...
« on: October 19, 2006, 02:34:15 AM »
You find yourself to be the only one online.
134
News / UFC Ortiz vs. Shamrock
« on: October 10, 2006, 05:52:19 PM »
GAY!!!! Lawl, but seriously... Ortiz put a beat down on Shamrock like last time only because Shamrock is too damn old to get Ortiz in a submission anymore. Oh well, farewell Shamrock.
135
Spam / Read at own risk.
« on: September 26, 2006, 11:22:13 AM »
I found this so damn disgusting that I just had to share it with everybody. Enjoy!
Mung -
The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.
Source:
Oedipus. "Urban Dictionary". Mar 1, 2005
<http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung>
Mung -
The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.
Source:
Oedipus. "Urban Dictionary". Mar 1, 2005
<http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung>