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Something I put together really quickly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBlpONtMNPk&feature=channel_page

http://dontevenreply.com/

What is this?
This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off.

*** Unable to open log file. Invalid argument ***
'Sweez' has joined the chat.
'Manowar' has joined the chat.
'Head Hunter' has joined the chat.
'mrkillajohn' has joined the chat.
'Ricardo' has joined the chat.
'You·have·no÷life·you.' has joined the chat.
'Bryan' has joined the chat.
'Roshan' has joined the chat.
Ricardo: and u know it
Manowar: I care
Bryan: héhéhé
Ricardo: rofl
mrkillajohn: bloodhound gang owns
Roshan: 'Roshan' has joined the chat.          Ricardo: and u know it
Ricardo: so tell me what u did that?
Ricardo: nvm rosghan
Bryan: ntm
mrkillajohn: rosghan
Roshan: what?
mrkillajohn: rosghan
You·have·no÷life·you.: sorry, what have i missed
'Beatlejuice' has joined the chat.
Beatlejuice: k
mrkillajohn: rosghan
Bryan: C'est un gros gay
Ricardo: je sais
Ricardo: lol
Bryan: c t a lui ce kon a trouver hier
Sweez: no he is not a big gay
Bryan: hahaha
Ricardo: lol
Ricardo: tg sweez
Bryan: TG
Ricardo: arrete de sucer les mafia
Sweez: why shut up?
Bryan: mdr
Ricardo: lol
Ricardo: owned
Roshan: mdrmdmrmdrmdr
Bryan: pas ce ke tu pue de la gueuele
Ricardo: rofl
Bryan: mdr
Roshan: mdr
Ricardo: mdr
Bryan: jdecone
Roshan: mdr
Manowar: why's everybody always picking on me?
Roshan: mdr
Roshan: mdr
Ricardo: faut que tu arrete ça sweez
Roshan: mdr
Ricardo: tu fais pitier là
Roshan: mdr
Sweez: ecoute foxes c fini
Roshan: mdr
Ricardo: ne suis pas le chemin que c'est con
Roshan: mdr
Ricardo: je te le dis
Roshan: mdr
Bryan: mdr
Roshan: mdr
Bryan: mdr
Ricardo: tu va finir ma sinon
Bryan: mdr
Roshan: mdr
Ricardo: mdr
Bryan: mdr
Roshan: mdr
Bryan: mdr
Roshan: mdr
Bryan: mdr
mrkillajohn: rtc
Bryan: mdr
Roshan: mdr
mrkillajohn: rtv
Ricardo: crois moi
Ricardo: hoto
Ricardo: c'est la rouille
Sweez: comment jvais finir jen ai rien a foutre ils mont rien fais tu ma rien fais alor
Bryan: GRAVE
Ricardo: J'en suis sur que tu veux rejoindre mafia sewwe non?
Sweez: non
Roshan: Ricardo est un fagot énorme.
mrkillajohn: kumba wumba
Ricardo: ALORS PK TU FAIS CHIER A TRADUIRE CE QU ON DIT
Bryan: genre
Roshan: Ricardo est un fagot énorme.
Roshan: Ricardo est un fagot énorme.
mrkillajohn: KUMBA WUMBA
Roshan: Ricardo est un fagot énorme.
Roshan: Ricardo est un fagot énorme.
Ricardo: ROSHAN EST UNE GROSSE MERDE
Roshan: Ricardo est un fagot énorme. Ricardo est un fagot énorme.
Roshan: Ricardo est un fagot énorme.
Sweez: haha roshan
Roshan: Ricardo est un fagot énorme.
Roshan: Ricardo est un fagot énorme.
'mrkillajohn' has left the chat.
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'mrkillajohn' has left the chat.
'mrkillajohn' has joined the chat.
Roshan: Ricardo est un fagot énorme.
Bryan: ROSHAN SUCE SON PERE
Ricardo: LOL
mrkillajohn: lol
Ricardo: OWNED
Bryan: et nique sa mere
Beatlejuice: bonjur
Ricardo: ^^
Roshan: mdr
Ricardo: mdr
Ricardo: owned
mrkillajohn: bonjew
Bryan: il baise des ours
Bryan: hahahaha
mrkillajohn: bonjew
Ricardo: et sa mère aussi
Ricardo: xd
Bryan: HAHAHAHA
Bryan: chui mort de riere
Bryan: rire
Ricardo: grave
Ricardo: ils font piter ces cons
Bryan: VIVE LES OURS POILU
Ricardo: ROSHAN
Bryan: hahaha
Ricardo: NTM
You·have·no÷life·you.: so ricardo, what makes you think that i am even in mafia
Ricardo: sale asiatique de merde
Ricardo: u are hell
Bryan: héhéhé
mrkillajohn: merda
Manowar: GFY Ricardo
Ricardo: GTFO
Sweez: haha
mrkillajohn: larry english
Ricardo: ça veux dure koi
Roshan: so ricardo am i still banned from foxes forums?????
Sweez: haha
Ricardo: gfy
Ricardo: YEA
Bryan: roshan A UNE PETITE QUEU DE 3 CM EN ERECTION
Ricardo: FOREVER
Ricardo: LOL
Ricardo: OWNED
Bryan: hahahahaha
You·have·no÷life·you.: sorry, i am not in mafia.  i have no clan.  i don't even play games
Ricardo: roshan il est trop kon
'Beatlejuice' has left the chat.
Manowar: Ricardo and Roshan  BFF
Roshan: ricardo, do you know that i have 3 different account on foxes, that you don't know about????????
Sweez: why it alway war
mrkillajohn: lol man
Ricardo: roshan do you think you're mature?
Sweez: lol
Sweez: idc
Roshan: ricardo, do you think you have small balls?
Ricardo: no
Manowar: more like manure
Ricardo: BIG FOR OWN U
Sweez: ok fuckxes ricardo calm down calm down
Ricardo: koi
Ricardo: tg
Bryan: TAIT TOI
Roshan: fuck nigger ricardo
Head Hunter: haha
Ricardo: fuck asian roshan
Bryan: VIVE LA FRANCE ET LEPEN
Roshan: asian? rofl
mrkillajohn: lol ric
Ricardo: LOL
mrkillajohn: rofl
mrkillajohn: hahah
Ricardo: look your face
mrkillajohn: rofl
Ricardo: asian
Sweez: guys stop annoying FUCKxes
Bryan: il a une face de bite meskine
Ricardo: LOL
You·have·no÷life·you.: ricardo how are you
Ricardo: good
Ricardo: it's funny
Ricardo: lol
Bryan: lol
You·have·no÷life·you.: that is awesome
You·have·no÷life·you.: what is funny
Ricardo: ya
Sweez: yea it funny
Bryan: VERY FUNNY
Ricardo: hell
Ricardo: guys here is funny
You·have·no÷life·you.: what is funny as hell
Roshan: ricardo
'Dune Surfer' has joined the chat.
mrkillajohn: dune how is it going
Ricardo: shut up asian
mrkillajohn: lol
mrkillajohn: asian
Ricardo: cause i don't understand
Dune Surfer: pretty good, you?
mrkillajohn: iam good mad
mrkillajohn: man
Bryan: sa mere est tellemnt grosse elle va dans le grand canyon elle reste coincer
Ricardo: LOL
Ricardo: owned
'Beatlejuice' has joined the chat.
Beatlejuice: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Sweez: wtf sa pas raport
Ricardo: poor guy
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Ricardo: i dont care
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Ricardo: you're all idiot
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
mrkillajohn: ROFL!!!
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Beatlejuice: RACIST
Roshan: vhttp://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Ricardo: funyn
Ricardo: lol
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Sweez: roflmao
Roshan: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Ricardo: lol
Beatlejuice: racist
Ricardo: rofl
Ricardo: too funny
Ricardo: nice dune
Sweez: rofl dune post it on mafia forum
mrkillajohn: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
'KenzieGrl' has joined the chat.
You·have·no÷life·you.: ricardo, if i was this hellraiser and you found out about me, don't you think i would ban you
mrkillajohn: rofl
mrkillajohn: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ricardo.gif
Sweez: i dont know what to put as sig can i put it dune?
You·have·no÷life·you.: cause it is apparent that you hacked mafia ventrillo
You·have·no÷life·you.: hmmmm
Roshan: http://i28.tinypic.com/33f93dg.gif
'Ricardo' has left the chat.
Roshan: http://i26.tinypic.com/2pqs5ds.gif
Sweez: rofl roshan
Roshan: http://i25.tinypic.com/2rw7x9f.gif
Sweez: haha
mrkillajohn: rofl pwned
Roshan: http://i30.tinypic.com/2enx6v8.gif
Roshan: http://i25.tinypic.com/14ch8j4.gif
Sweez: dune i dont know wat to put as my sig can i post ur thing
Roshan: http://i25.tinypic.com/2lw0thw.gif
Dune Surfer: yeah if you want
Sweez: thx!
Roshan: http://i28.tinypic.com/k1xt1y.gif
Sweez: wats the code?
Beatlejuice:
Sweez: thx
Beatlejuice:
'Beatlejuice' has left the chat.
'Bryan' has left the chat.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Hell, does this happen often?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/12/04/campbell.brown.pregnant.ticket/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Y_ncOVlDw

No one shakes his hand, lololol.