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Join / Re: I would like to join the clan.
« on: January 16, 2014, 02:15:40 PM »This dude is a spy!
Stop pissing in our punch bowl, gonna see how long we can string this noob along, kinda reminds me of a young ritardo.
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Join / Re: I would like to join the clan.
« on: January 15, 2014, 02:32:33 PM »
I'll help you with a theme, Can somebody place bugs bunny bent over forward, place a Mafia Don behind him. Have bugs eyes bulging open with the eyes being the oo and spell loony. Caption : Welcome to Mafia. 
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General / Re: Happy Birthday Pancho
« on: January 14, 2014, 08:26:36 PM »
Happy b-day whippersnapper . 
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Join / Re: I would like to join the clan.
« on: January 14, 2014, 05:45:58 AM »
We are Influenced by great signatures, make a cool one attach it and we'll see.
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News / Re: NFL Playoffs 2014
« on: January 05, 2014, 09:24:17 PM »
Denver
New England
Seattle
Carolina
New England
Seattle
Carolina
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Flame / Re: Kool-Aids
« on: January 03, 2014, 08:24:26 AM »
necrobump: Ha, My intro to Mafia. Epic thread like only the Mafians could deliver.
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General / Re: Merry Christmas
« on: December 24, 2013, 10:55:45 PM »
Thanks Beatle, and to you as well.
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BF 1942 / Re: Which BF 1942 should I get
« on: December 12, 2013, 06:56:15 PM »Haha I dont remember any verbal raping
Well then have you regained your ability to sit down then?
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Media / Re: Ernie Wayne Tertlegte vs. The Court
« on: November 25, 2013, 09:32:52 AM »
Maybe he can get a Universal Lawyer to represent him, he got his 30 days.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=703_1385224413
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=703_1385224413
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: November 04, 2013, 01:39:03 AM »
1. A Catholic boy in confession says, “Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister.”
“That's a disgrace,” said the priest, “especially when you have two gorgeous younger brothers.”
2. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them.. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
3. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
4. After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Bugger it, soldier on!”
5. I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on
the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.
7. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
8. My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
9. A girl I know said the last time she had sex, it was like the men's Olympic 100 meter final. I laughed, "Over in 9.5 seconds?"
"No," she said, "Eight black men and a gun."
“That's a disgrace,” said the priest, “especially when you have two gorgeous younger brothers.”
2. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them.. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
3. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
4. After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Bugger it, soldier on!”
5. I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on
the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.
7. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
8. My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
9. A girl I know said the last time she had sex, it was like the men's Olympic 100 meter final. I laughed, "Over in 9.5 seconds?"
"No," she said, "Eight black men and a gun."
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News / Re: MLB Playoffs 2013
« on: October 14, 2013, 06:39:25 AM »
To be honest going in I would have picked the Dodgers and Tigers. Gonna take some rebounding by the Dodgers to make it so.
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General / Re: Happy Britday Dune Surfer
« on: October 12, 2013, 02:32:17 PM »
Happy Birth Day Dune. We want to hear all of the hilarious details, even the ones you don't remember.
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General / Re: Happy Birthday Malbert
« on: October 10, 2013, 06:48:53 PM »
Happy birthday Malbert. 
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Flame / Re: Some assclown using the [MAF] tag
« on: September 28, 2013, 11:18:17 AM »
I refer assclown to Head.