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Messages - [DOA] Programmer_One

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BF 2 / Bf2
« on: April 15, 2005, 08:19:34 AM »
Quote from: Baron Von Simon

...speak the 1334 toung...


1337 you dumbass.

152
General / Thanks *mafia
« on: April 14, 2005, 03:02:14 PM »
Quote from: mr. gibblet
guess fag im black and ill kick your ass you faggot. you want to be racist ill ripp out your ball sac and feed it to your mom


Hey look at that, I found your picture on the Internet!


153
BF 1942 / DOA El Alamein Flying Fortress
« on: April 14, 2005, 12:31:48 AM »
I'm removing it from the map and donating it to a children's hospital.

154
General / Thanks *mafia
« on: April 14, 2005, 12:29:52 AM »
It was my decision.

You see, after getting into a friendly bar fight with insane and then after beating his front teeth out with a baseball bat, he said to me, "thu knou frogrammer_fun, foo fhoud fremove fose fings in fha mapf fhat frequire a fatch"

After throwing his body down the stairs that led into the bar, I thought to myself, "you know, that's a pretty good idea."

155
BF 1942 / DOA El Alamein Flying Fortress
« on: April 13, 2005, 06:08:48 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
It looks like my huge dong being hammered straight into the cornhole of Programmer One.

Oh yea and I always check ur server and its either empty or has 9999 ping.


Lets not bring your mother into this.

156
BF 1942 / DOA El Alamein Flying Fortress
« on: April 13, 2005, 11:40:16 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Ins4n3
And they wonder why there server is always empty.


No it isn't, poppet.


Quote
Little heads up for you guys in case you don't quite understand how running a server works: 95% of the people who are going around playing aren't going to want to waste their time having to download some random patch to see something on one server that will fuck them over if they try playing on a pure server. But you guys do what you want, yer obviously big boys anyway ;). Hey when are we gonna pwn... uh I mean scrim you guys anyway?


That's funny coming from somebody who is in a clan that uses a flying fortress and telling me how to run a server.

First off, the difference between our fortress and your fortress is that we actually allow anybody to get the patch to it if they want to. I do not care if people don't want the patch. Screw them if they don't want it. The fortress isn't a item on the map that affects gameply.

Second, we play Desert Combat which requires the server to run as unpure. So even if they do get the patch, the server they play on won't care one way or another. So no, it won't fuck them over.

Thirdly, we're thinking of totally pwning you on one weekend. I don't know when exactly.

157
BF 1942 / DOA El Alamein Flying Fortress
« on: April 12, 2005, 11:16:10 PM »
I'd just thought I would show you all how to make a proper Flying Fortress. It is in our map right now, and we decided to make a public patch for it which you can download at our website and look at yourself (even take from the RFA file if you want).

Features Include:
- Pwn
- Awesome
- Church for worship services
- MLRS spawns
- Truck spawns
- Mirage Jet for escaping
- OH-6 Littlebird for quick transport

The Fortress has three levels. A roof area is for getting access to the top MLRS, Truck or Mirage. A tunnel for getting access to the East or West end. And then finally, a hangar 'level' for shooting the 2nd MLRS out. Bridge access is provided to all areas (except main entry) so you can drive to any location inside (walking would take too long).

I could have added a whole lot more security and lowered it down to a better height, but since its public...I had to make it all fair.

158
BF 1942 / Modify Vehicle Damage
« on: April 10, 2005, 06:14:40 PM »
Quote from: masebot1
I say don't help them they can go to hell lol don't let them have that u guys made. :) lol


That's funny coming from a 14 year-old AOL user.
Stay out of grown-up business and go play with your legos.

159
BF 1942 / Modify Vehicle Damage
« on: April 09, 2005, 09:45:37 AM »
I remember when I last played on *MAFIA*, you had these super fast planes that wouldn't take any damage from hitting the ground/houses/pants. I'm modding El Alamein on the DOA server and I am trying to do the same with the Desert Patrol Vehicle.

So, I'm wondering. What is it that does this? I tried speedMod like some forums suggested...it doesn't work very well.

objectTemplate .hasCollisionP hysics?
ObjectTemplate .speedMod?
ObjectTemplate .material?

160
General / Attention!
« on: April 07, 2005, 06:39:43 PM »
God damn Arch Angle, you stupid retard, you are forgetting that I have fucking chat logs:

Session Start (ProgrammerOne@msn.com:cadud2000@hotmail.com): Tue Apr 05 18:24:35 2005
cadud2000@hotmail.com: check the members forum
cadud2000@hotmail.com: i added bout 40 different things on glitching
cadud2000@hotmail.com: :D
cadud2000@hotmail.com: i got the mafia password
cadud2000@hotmail.com: and im cing wat they got
ProgrammerOne: how?
cadud2000@hotmail.com: called hacking
cadud2000@hotmail.com: leetpwn
cadud2000@hotmail.com: llol
cadud2000@hotmail.com: wat a gay password
ProgrammerOne: how you get that password?
cadud2000@hotmail.com: im looking for there private hacks and stuff
cadud2000@hotmail.com: i hacked there site and got there password
cadud2000@hotmail.com: coz he was dumb enough not to put an encryption on it
cadud2000@hotmail.com: well it had 128bit
cadud2000@hotmail.com: but thats easy to crack

161
Flame / DOA Website & Forums == Not
« on: April 07, 2005, 06:34:02 PM »
I'm sorry Arch Angle, but you gave us all the rights to you anything you created:

Entering into this Agreement: This Clan License Agreement constitutes a valid and binding agreement between Dawn Of Atheria Clan and You, as a contributor, for the submission of work or media to the Dawn Of Atheria Clan. You must enter into this Agreement by registering in the clan as a member. Furthermore, by connecting to and (continuously) using the Dawn Of Atheria Clan server You agree to be bound by the terms of this Agreement and any new versions hereof.

Electronic Signatures and Agreement(s): You acknowledge and agree that by registering in the Dawn Of Atheria clan that you show Your approval of transferring any media You created that is to be used by the Dawn Of Atheria Clan. You are entering into a legal binding contract. You hereby agree to wave any and all rights of electronic media you transferred to Dawn Of Atheria in order to enter into contracts and to join the clan as a contributor. You also agree to wave any rights to media You created for the use of by Dawn Of Atheria clan during your membership in the clan. Furthermore, You hereby waive any rights or requirements under any laws or regulations in any jurisdiction which require an original (non-electronic) signature or delivery or retention of non-electronic records, to the extent permitted under applicable mandatory law.

Definitions
In this Agreement the following capitalized definitions are being used, singular as well as plural.
1.0 Agreement: this Clan License Agreement, as may be renewed, modified and/or amended from time to time.
1.2 Contributor: A person that submitted work or media to the Dawn Of Atheria clan.
1.3 Clan: A non-profit online-gaming entertainment organization.
1.4 Media: Any transferable intellectually-created work.

Next time, read all the agreements.

162
BF 1942 / DOA's website
« on: April 07, 2005, 12:25:49 PM »
Quote from: will
[DOA] SUCK ASS i own them all!


lol you're in our clan you asshead :P

163
Flame / DOA Website & Forums == Not
« on: April 07, 2005, 12:16:22 PM »
Yeah, I could easily make a website and a forum for us, but making it isn't a problem.

I currently have 2 servers, but they are strictly for hosting our company's websites. I don't want to put anything clan related on a business server because I don't want people playing on my game server to even TRY and mess around with it if they were to get angry for some reason.

Free web hosts generally suck because of their limitations, and I don't want to spend a whole lot of money on something that does not yield any return. I am still looking at options.

EDIT: LOL OMFG I ACCIDENTLY POSTED ARCH ANGLE'S CD KEY HASH OMFG LOLOLOL:
10347b7cf7b054 b16057c5313a67 d55a

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General / Pwnd
« on: April 07, 2005, 01:00:50 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* BoEmAnN (nl)
i don't give a shit about what doa is saying lallalalalla, ow wait, i simply won't reply to those fags anymore...


I'm not just some DOA member, you ass slurper. Do not confuse me with anybody else or I will be forced to lay down the pwn on you.

In fact, when you are done smoking hashish out of your grandmother's colon, you should come into our server so I can properly mount you like a pony.

165
BF 1942 / new DOA modded berlin map
« on: April 07, 2005, 12:47:00 AM »
I'm keeping a watchful eye on a lot of people, Loaded.

Hell, I just canned the guy that created our website and forums because he was a filthy skanky liar. I don't take bullshit from many people that expect me to trust them. The moment anybody who I put trust into lies to me will get the boot. Hell, I lost an entire website and forums because of the person I kicked out...which just proves that I don't care what you do for me if you are a liar.

So far, Jason hasn't done anything like that. Hopefully he never will. We put a lot of trust into him and if he fucks up like that other guy...yes, he will get the boot too. Hell, Jason has been really reliable and respectable in DOA. He doesn't abuse his powers, hasen't screwed us over and hasen't lied to us. I don't know the full story about why he hates you guys so very much, but his actions have been commendable in DOA.

So then, where was I? Ah yes, I rock.

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