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Media / Re: Caption This Ver. 16.0
« on: March 11, 2013, 02:16:18 PM »
1) So the coconut man was taught "this is how the milk gets in your head".
2) The coconut man watched in horror as his brains were poured all over his mother.
2) The coconut man watched in horror as his brains were poured all over his mother.
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News / Re: Nazi spares Americans
« on: March 11, 2013, 02:12:51 PM »
Wise words from his commander as he thought about shooting a retreating enemy unable to fight back. "He couldn't shoot. It would be murder".
Yet Stigler could also hear the voice of his commanding officer, who once told him:
"You follow the rules of war for you -- not your enemy. You fight by rules to keep your humanity."
Yet Stigler could also hear the voice of his commanding officer, who once told him:
"You follow the rules of war for you -- not your enemy. You fight by rules to keep your humanity."
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: March 05, 2013, 09:26:34 AM »
Texas man Stops Grizzly with 25 Caliber Handgun
This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy 25 caliber handgun by a woman against a fierce predator.
While hiking in Alberta Canada Misfit with his sugar mommy were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at them from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. Misfit states that "If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today! Just one shot to MeanGreen's knee cap was all it took…….the bear got her and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace."
This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy 25 caliber handgun by a woman against a fierce predator.
While hiking in Alberta Canada Misfit with his sugar mommy were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at them from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. Misfit states that "If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today! Just one shot to MeanGreen's knee cap was all it took…….the bear got her and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace."
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BF 1942 / Re: 1942 Rotation
« on: February 26, 2013, 02:33:44 PM »
If it empties the server then yes remove it. I do like running up the score from the air though.
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Games / Re: Comand and Conquer online
« on: February 21, 2013, 07:01:55 AM »
I just loaded it up yesterday, gonna take it for a test drive for a week or so and see if she is entertaining.
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Help / Re: Mafia Doesn't work
« on: February 01, 2013, 10:30:12 AM »
Try loading up game without any hacks running then alt tab out to start them.
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Graphics / Re: New PC Specs...Feed back please.
« on: January 30, 2013, 10:11:29 AM »â€¢ 3rd Generation Intel Core i7-3770K quad-core processor [3.5GHz, 8MB Shared Cache]
• 2GB Nvidia GTX680
• 16GB DDR3-1600MHz
• 1TB 7200 rpm SATA hard drive
• 600W Power supply
Good, bad, anything I could do different that would be better?
Not bad but I think if you would have complied with MG's fisting
request you could have gotten a nice sound system to. 
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: January 25, 2013, 02:01:09 PM »
NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ....
"Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ....
"Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
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News / Re: NFL Playoffs (2013)
« on: January 22, 2013, 01:06:04 PM »how is Brady now you fuck
About the same as your mom, sitting in a locker room full of naked men
wondering what just happened. 
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BF 1942 / Re: 1942 for free
« on: January 19, 2013, 07:42:06 AM »Fuck this. i tried playing again. I suck now
You always sucked Whoops, we just patronized you so you would be a nice target for us.
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News / Re: NFL Playoffs (2013)
« on: January 13, 2013, 08:19:59 PM »
Brady is insane this year, he will beat the 9'ers by 14 points.