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Media / Re: French Cat
« on: August 05, 2008, 03:47:00 AM »This is gay !So you feel right at home then.
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Spam / Re: Picture thread....
« on: August 02, 2008, 06:11:24 AM »
You should have upgraded to pro.
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Media / If only it was true.
« on: August 01, 2008, 02:02:12 PM »
The History of the Middle Finger
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow
was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the
longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!
IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow
was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the
longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!
IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
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Join / Re: Joining
« on: August 01, 2008, 01:44:46 PM »You're just as bad with this statement. I need a fucking manual to read this.
Yea, good half English No-half-measures.
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General / Re: wont be on much
« on: August 01, 2008, 12:33:11 PM »Yes Beatle you do an excellent job defending us. Ok, now where do I send that money to again?
II think everyone knows I usually try to vote yes and defend the Rookies.
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News / Re: Stabbed and beheaded on greyhound bus
« on: August 01, 2008, 12:28:04 PM »Here's some more info. on the Canadians: http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/08/01/canada.beheading/index.htmlOnly second degree murder? Hey Ricardo, want to go on a bus ride in Canada?
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Media / Re: Manny Ramirez's Top 2 Plays
« on: August 01, 2008, 07:07:27 AM »Sorry Bettle, It ain't out there. Lots of links but all dead ends. I spent an hour looking and it's been pulled by MLB.
- If anyone can find the video of that, I will give you 100 rep points or paypal you $5, whichever you prefer.
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Join / Re: Joining
« on: July 31, 2008, 11:25:10 AM »I watched it and still don't understand what they are. Cleaning products maybe, that door to door salesmen try and sell or something? They are referenced to 3 times in the movie. Heres the first:It's a spoof on Amway door to door sales. Everybody hates them (not unlike the french) so they made a parody and used noway instead of amway. EVERBODY IN AMERICA GOT IT! Get with the program Dune, I really can't take out all this time in my busy day at work to explain my all comedy angles. I took the time to understand Montey Python, Benny Hill, The Young Ones, The Green wing. At least put in a little effort.
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General / Re: Happy Birthday MaGgOt
« on: July 31, 2008, 06:26:46 AM »
Happy B-Day MaGgOt, Do you turn into a fly when you hit 18?
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Join / Re: Joining
« on: July 30, 2008, 08:19:12 PM »
Your not selling any No Way products are you?
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News / Re: 5.4 Earthquake hits L.A.
« on: July 30, 2008, 12:00:57 PM »
I was on the 1.6 sever, I thought it was my subwoofer.
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Media / Re: Goat Love
« on: July 30, 2008, 11:18:45 AM »Well you see I was drinking at the Blue Oyster Bar, got a little drunk and woke up with a goat.
ok... Manowar, so tell the truth, what were you REALLY looking for when you found that vid? Rubbers or the screwing of goat/sheep, come on, tell us
That was a waste of time.
And as for you Sondre, I apologize if I made fun of your girlfriend. For me (and most of the free world) fucking a goat is considered funny. I did not know it was a normal practice and taken seriously by you. Might I recommend a set of high top cowboy boots to free up your hands. I hear your goat likes a good thumb jammed in his ass right at climax.
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Games / Re: Text Adventure Mixed Messages
« on: July 30, 2008, 09:27:28 AM »That is one gay looking game "The Blue Hell Bar"Then your talking about the Blue Oyster Bar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbt-sx5MDc&feature=related