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General / Happy Bob Day
« on: January 11, 2013, 07:07:02 AM »
Sgt. Bob it's your 
you 
have a 
great one.
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Media / Re: Oldie but goodie, Members of July 4th, 2007
« on: January 11, 2013, 05:35:29 AM »
Still epic, now I'm jonesin to play again. 
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Graphics / Re: Buying a new PC to play BF3
« on: January 06, 2013, 08:09:47 AM »Thanks for the info guys. I don't mind spending a little more money for something that will run smoothly and last a little longer. I was going to have Cyberpower computers build me one, but their sales department wouldn't help me out on what I needed. They basically told me..If I didn't know what I wanted..How could they know what I wanted !! I don't want 10x has much as I really need and pay a extra $500.00 for something I'll never need. I'm having a sprinkler system installed this month..Money is a little tight right now.
Before requesting quotes for the sprinkler system perhaps you could use "Mafia's Golden Showers Services". Our prices are very competitive and you can also collect going green credits for our organic solution we use.
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General / Re: Happy Birthdays Milky Way & TheSidneyGunman
« on: January 06, 2013, 08:04:09 AM »Happy birthing day!
Happy Birthday, your both lucky to be alive in this post 12\21\12 world.
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News / Re: So where or has H. Clinton been?
« on: January 03, 2013, 05:35:15 AM »A blood clot in her head? In her case would that not be called a hemmoroid
Ha! Your 1 st + rep. Lulz
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Join / Re: This Captain Squarebeard
« on: December 31, 2012, 03:59:33 PM »
Welcome, 
catch you on vent.
catch you on vent.
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General / Re: CHRISTMAS GIFTS FROM ME TO YOU 2012 #swagyolo420noscopez
« on: December 26, 2012, 07:07:02 AM »
Anti-aging cream, awesome Maggot.
Strong work here, Merry X-Mas raiderette.
Strong work here, Merry X-Mas raiderette.
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General / Re: Happy Christmas Everyone
« on: December 25, 2012, 07:47:33 AM »
Merry Chrismas believers, and a simple Happy Holidays for us heathens.
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: December 18, 2012, 10:32:47 AM »
When you are over sixty who gives a...........?
This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There 's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
***********
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you 'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I 'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
***********
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling herboobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, “Yesterday."
***********
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
***********
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
***********
This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There 's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
***********
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you 'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I 'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
***********
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling herboobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, “Yesterday."
***********
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
***********
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
***********
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General / Re: Happy Birthdays Bonehead and Leadpipe
« on: December 18, 2012, 05:06:16 AM »
Happy Birthday gents.
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Join / Re: Admiral Akbar
« on: November 28, 2012, 05:15:05 AM »
So your turning to gaming cause your mobile home park's pool is closed for winter? 
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General / Re: Happy Birthday Blackout
« on: November 19, 2012, 11:14:33 AM »
Happy Birthday Blacky.