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BF 1942 / The Time Has Come
« on: March 01, 2006, 12:24:06 PM »
New server = new rankings?! :o :toothy9: :o

183
General / Happy Birthday SPITZ
« on: February 28, 2006, 05:51:32 AM »
[FONT="Palatino Linotype"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Navy"]Ha[/COLOR][COLOR="Blue"]pp[/COLOR][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]y[/COLOR] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Bi[/COLOR][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]rth[/COLOR][COLOR="LightBlue"]day[/COLOR][COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

184
Spam / Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees
« on: February 27, 2006, 08:17:37 PM »
Girl!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Waah,
At the gay bar.

Now tell me, do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Hah!

You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Yeah you're a superstar at the gay bar.
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, superstar!

~The Electric Six

185
Media / Arnold's Pizza Shop, hahaahha
« on: February 26, 2006, 11:04:09 PM »
I <3 Arnie                            







                                        (((AND ICEMAN!!! SHHH!!!)))

186
Media / tourettes guy
« on: February 26, 2006, 11:25:00 AM »
Sweet! I didn't know they updated it... "I'd like to meet the mother fucker who named it "Fashion Bug" and shove a broom up his ass." Haha... too bad it's all staged.

187
Media / Noob freaks out
« on: February 25, 2006, 12:22:33 PM »
My favorite part is when he's coming down from one of his rages and realizes that he busted his keyboard to hell and frantically starts trying to fix it. I don't think he has issues, though. I just think he's German.

188
Media / so close
« on: February 25, 2006, 11:03:17 AM »
I woke up with one sock on, a splitting head ache, the taste of vomit in my mouth, and with no idea how I got home. But after seeing that fine ass, I feel alllll bettterrr! Thanks!

189
Media / Noob freaks out
« on: February 25, 2006, 11:00:13 AM »
Quote from: heinrich wasserfaller
sweet jesus! That stupid german slurs his words. All i could understand was "run you bitch, run!!! Hurry!!!" Then he commenced to say "stupid slut, stupid asshole!! *ROAR, WUSSY SCREAM!!!* after that, i stopped listening. That video was pure awesome, good find.


Yeah, I was hoping that someone who could speak German would tell us what he was saying. =]

190
Media / Noob freaks out
« on: February 24, 2006, 04:19:59 PM »
Everytime knife someone, a part of me is always wishing that they're freaking out like this kid.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html

191
Flame / saints
« on: February 22, 2006, 09:33:17 PM »
I just punched myself in the face. Twice.

It's as if all the noobs that have been lurking in the shadows finally surfaced in this thread.... creepy. What a god damn waste of my time.

192
Flame / saints
« on: February 22, 2006, 12:21:20 PM »
I wanted to punch myself in the face after reading this dribble.

Good luck, Saints. But I still don't see how you think that you will destroy Mafia when you weren't good enough to get in. Oh well.

193
Join / i am a noob that is new to the MAFIA
« on: February 21, 2006, 05:46:15 PM »
I'm running 256 MB of RAM. When I turn the hacks on in the game, it slows down (gets "jittery") for a few seconds then runs normally. Just give it some time.

194
Media / :P thought this was funny
« on: February 20, 2006, 12:20:07 PM »
The originals weren't gay. 1 2 and 3 are stupid. Lucas is a fucking cunt for not making them darker. And this film clip he posted makes it even worse. If I were that kid's parents, I would cry myself to sleep every night just thinking about how I'd never have grandchildren.

195
General / Most beautiful woman
« on: February 20, 2006, 12:16:48 PM »
Quote from: '[DOA
Hitman']you guys are fags actually judging actresses. Get a life cuz you will never have one if you waste your life gagging over some fucked up bitch. All they do is get free fucking shit while us poor people dont get shit for free and actually do a real job for a fucking living.


Yes! We should hate them because they're rich! The bastards! How dare they have money! Fuck them! I hate everyone who's rich because I'm poor! And you guys are fags because you like actresses..... .!!!.....!.... wait... what? I'm not following you on this one, Hitman...

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