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WTF is up in Wisconsin?  Looks like my Padres are really going to get screwed the next time they play the Brewers

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,379285,00.html

Wisconsin Man Accused of Chaining and Sexually Assaulting 2 Men

 23-year-old man was held in Lanphear's home from Saturday until Tuesday, according to an affidavit filed by sheriff's investigators seeking support for Lanphear's arrest. The young man had told friends Friday that he was going to walk home after a fireworks show, the Wisconsin Rapids Daily Tribune reported.

Lanphear was driving the man home when he pulled over, told him he was a police officer and handcuffed him, the affidavit said.

When one of the handcuffs became loose, Lanphear hit the man in the head and knocked him out, the document said. When the man revived, he was chained up in Lanphear's basement.

The affidavit said Lanphear used a knife to cut off the man's clothing and sexually assaulted him at least three times while he was restrained.


Another affidavit says that sometime Sunday or Monday a 21-year-old man got drunk at a Wisconsin Rapids bar and passed out in his car, then later woke up naked and hanging in Lanphear's garage by locked chains.

He told authorities Lanphear hit him with a metal pipe and sexually assaulted him. His hands were bound by chains and flex cuffs, and he was blindfolded, the affidavit says.

At least he didn't eat them like Dahmer did.

Yay!  Now you can definitely own the 2 other people who play on the server.

Yea I knida miss getting my ass handed to me on that server.  I'm stuck with the Moronville and Foxes servers on my 2 hour lunch break.

- place your toungue under your front teeth and blow to make the "th" sound. 

Can I use that line on my wife if she's not Dutch?

All power to ya Ricardo for your relentless persistance but we speak English. I've got nothing against you personally but I've tried having a confersation with you on numerous occasions and didn't get anywhere. It was like "do you like chocolate" "yes I like chocolate" "I live in a house" "I live in a house too". I know alot of clans never even speak to other members apart from in game chat. But what I think makes *MAFIA* special is because we actually do talk to each other. Plus what can I talk to you about even if you could speak English? toy cars? school? Its never gonna happen. I wish you'd forget about us and move on. You'll probably totally misinterpret this post and say something that makes absolutely no sense as always which proves my point.

Tout pouvoir à Ricardo ya relâche pour votre persévérance, mais nous parlons anglais. Je n'ai rien contre vous
personnellemen t mais j'ai essayé une confersation avoir avec vous à de nombreuses reprises et n'a pas n'importe où. Il a été
comme "pensez-vous de chocolat" "oui j'aime le chocolat" "Je vis dans une maison" "Je vis dans une maison trop". Je sais que beaucoup de clans
jamais parler aux autres membres à part dans le jeu de chat. Mais ce que je pense rend * * MAFIA est spéciale parce que
en fait nous faire parler les uns aux autres. Plus que puis-je vous parler de mĂŞme si vous pouvez parler anglais? petites voitures?
l'école? Son Never Gonna t-il. Je voudrais vous parler de nous oublier et aller de l'avant. Vous aurez probablement totalement mal interpréter
ce poste et dire quelque chose qui fait absolument aucun sens, comme toujours, ce qui prouve mon point.

I think you used to many big words for him Dune. I doubt it that he’ll be able to decipher your English so I did the translation for him so he gets the true meaning of the message.  I have no say in his membership but I kinda like him as just a forum member.  I equate him to the nerd that keeps trying to get into the jock fraternity, or the fat skank at a party that really believes she has a shot at the stud (me for example).  It shouldn’t happen.  Hey Retardo, did you ever see a Euro on the ground and every time you tried to pick it up it fluttered away from you.  Bet you felt like an idiot when you realized it was tied to a fishing pole. Are you drawing a parallel or do you need some pictures.

Retardo, your desire for self abuse is unprecedented.  It is quite clear that your post are boorish and naĂŻve if you really think people are reading them for entertainment.  The responses to your rants are absolutely hilarious though. So in a since you empower others to be funny but at your expense.  This is where irony should ring a bell in your Eifel Tower head.  You stated in other post that you won’t lower yourself to the level of those smacking you but here you go and ramble out a “STFU NOOB GO TO KILLYOURSELF NOOB !!”.  You have been caught clan hopping, well attempted clan hopping and you contradict yourself in other post.  What are you a fucking politician?  You can’t have it both ways, unless you like it in the ass but that’s none of my business. So pick a path and stay on it, hopefully it’s going back to the looser clan (s) you came from.

Fuckin Freak, Put him away for life and let him drink "Bubba's Coolaid" and get off.