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Graphics / Re: epileptic sig
« on: October 09, 2009, 12:05:13 PM »
I have seen her on youtube and she is the most annoying person i have seen on it!!! she does my fucking head him lol 
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BF 1942 / Re: What do you use for....
« on: October 09, 2009, 12:02:28 PM »I just ride with hellraiser when i fly. when i went to fire, i reach around and grab his tit, he usually starts shooting.
Lmao i grab is joystick and he just starts shooting all over
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General / Re: Happy Birthday Malbert
« on: October 09, 2009, 11:58:37 AM »
Happy b-day m8 hope you have a good day..
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Spam / Re: Drama Queens
« on: October 06, 2009, 10:58:16 AM »
Well my vote goes to anil or is it anal?? I can never remember lol
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News / Re: Just....wow
« on: October 04, 2009, 06:41:08 AM »Texas is good too-
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/texas
To Mean Green:
"It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos."
To Misfit:
"A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24
hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed."
"Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense."
Misift, you have to give 24 hours notice before you kiss your boyfriend. Bummer.
Lmao whoops i like it..
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News / Re: Just....wow
« on: October 04, 2009, 06:37:10 AM »
LMAO there is some funny laws there..
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
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Flame / Re: Bastard Professor Grades Poorly
« on: October 04, 2009, 06:31:21 AM »
Well this is what i would do, i would leave the 40gig hd where it is, and i would put the 1tb hd as a slave and save all the files on the tb hd.The only down time would be putting the hd in. (which should be no more then 5 mins..)
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General / Re: Chat with Random Strangers
« on: October 02, 2009, 01:42:09 PM »
That was funny as shit
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Flame / Re: GENERAL BULLSHIT
« on: October 01, 2009, 03:46:55 AM »
I love this fucking clan.. and DEREK you have been OWNED by the best lmao
and DEREK you have been OWNED by the best lmao207
Flame / Re: GENERAL BULLSHIT
« on: September 30, 2009, 01:21:59 PM »ALRIGHT ASSHATS. THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS CULT IS THAT YOUR NOT A BUNCH OF PUSSIES (NOT A BUNCH OF FOXES MEMBERS) I ADMIRE THAT. BUT THERE ARE SOME MAJOR FLAWS IN YOUR CULT AND I WILL ADDRESS THOSE NOW.
1. MOST OF YOU HAVE THE COLLECTIVE IQ OF A RETARDED SHEEP. SERIOSLEY SOME OF THE SHIT I SEE YOU GUYS SAY MAKES ME WANT TO KILL PUPPIES.
2. SCREAMING OWNED IN CAPS LOCK IS JUST FUCKING ANNOYING AND UNCALLED FOR. (HELLRAISER)
3. YOU GUYS MAKE WAY TO MANY REFERENCES TO MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS. BUT BECAUSE IM AN INSIGHTFUL AND UNDERSTANDING PERSON IT LEADS ME TO BELIVE YOU ALL LIKE COCK.
4. IT WOULD SEEM THAT MALBERT IS THE ONLY GUY IN YOUR CULT WHO HAS MORE SOCIAL SKILLS THAN THAT OF A SMALL SOAP DISH AND KNOWS NOT TO TAKE ME SERIOSLEY. (HINT HINT)
5. WHEN YOU GUYS TALK IN CAPS LOCK. OH MY SWEET UNFUCKED VAGINA OF JESUS'S MOTHER ITS ANNOYING. CUT THAT SHIT OUT.
6. HELLRAISER: YOU ARE THE CHERRY ON TOP OF THIS BEAUTIFUL CULT YOU KNOW THAT? HAVE A NICE DAY YOU SMIDGE OF VAGINAL DISCHARGE.
7. GO FUCK YOURSELVES
LOVE, derek
WELL THIS COCK SUCKER OF A SPUNK MONKEY NIGGER HAS MY VOTE LOL
AND I STILL LOVE YOUR COCK HELLGOD 
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News / Re: TSUNAMI near American Samoa
« on: September 30, 2009, 09:36:43 AM »There is a tsunami in my pants just waiting to be umleashed!!! If it is unleashed in someones mouth, they will drown!!!!!
LMAO
I think it time to take the kids and the wife to the beach....
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Spam / Re: LONGEST THREAD EVER
« on: September 25, 2009, 10:56:54 AM »Tell them to throw in a basement and it's a deal. Do it, at least for 3-5 years. Nice down payment on a house after that.
Advice:
After a number of attacks on hikers and campers in Alaska, the Department of Fish & Game released the following advisory:
We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between Black Bear and Grizzly Bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smell like pepper.
LMAO NICE