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Spam / Size is every thing
« on: May 06, 2006, 09:06:48 PM »
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."
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BF 1942 / BAD BAD BAD *MOFIA*
« on: May 06, 2006, 07:07:27 PM »Quote from: Brian
I have a feeling they're gonna wind up dragging him back here.
I dont know if we will take him, 2 of 3 founders had baned him before. I think he got what was coming to him, he would spend all day thrying to get in thos glitches. when he does he will till people or use them when mafia was not on.
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Media / Saved by the Bell Fight!
« on: May 06, 2006, 07:01:12 PM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
wtf are you talking about? Seinfeld is the shit
no *M*A*S*H* is lol
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Spam / 4 people and only 3 parachutes
« on: May 05, 2006, 01:31:33 PM »
well actualy i herd people talking about the movie, i never saw it rofl
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Spam / 4 people and only 3 parachutes
« on: May 05, 2006, 01:19:14 PM »Quote from: --
I wish this server had an "Anti-Bad joke" filter on it.
Well actulay i got that off a movie lol.
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General / Happy 21st Maverick!
« on: May 05, 2006, 01:09:15 PM »
Happy birthday Jaks, smoke and drink lots 
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Spam / 4 people and only 3 parachutes
« on: May 05, 2006, 01:04:14 PM »
My cell phone is better
3 guys are out side talking about there cell phones to see whos is better. "1st guy says i have free ring tones", 2nd guy says "I have free long distance phone calls". The 3rd guys says "well my cell phone has antitheft", 2nd guy "whats antitheft?".
3rd gey "well try and take my wallet and see what happens" The man reashes for his wallet and all of a suden, SMACK. He hits the guy over his head with his cell phone and walks off.
3 guys are out side talking about there cell phones to see whos is better. "1st guy says i have free ring tones", 2nd guy says "I have free long distance phone calls". The 3rd guys says "well my cell phone has antitheft", 2nd guy "whats antitheft?".
3rd gey "well try and take my wallet and see what happens" The man reashes for his wallet and all of a suden, SMACK. He hits the guy over his head with his cell phone and walks off.
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Media / Saved by the Bell Fight!
« on: May 04, 2006, 05:06:44 AM »
I wish they would show more fights in there sitcoms.
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Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
Radicles are everywhere, and the acts of a few bad people end up making everyone associated with them bad.
It happens at my school all the time. I just read the 1st post, So if i make no since ignore my post, lol.
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Spam / 4 people and only 3 parachutes
« on: May 03, 2006, 07:13:08 PM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Elliott Smith
Wow. No pilots? Worst joke ever?
lol, if i told the joke i would have in cluded the pilot but i was to lazy and found it on the net and coped and past, there all most the same.
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Spam / 4 people and only 3 parachutes
« on: May 03, 2006, 06:19:28 PM »
An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The first passenger said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA Basketball player. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the cleverest woman in the world." She just grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The boy said, "It's Ok, there's still a parachute left for you. The world's cleverest woman took my school backpack."
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the cleverest woman in the world." She just grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The boy said, "It's Ok, there's still a parachute left for you. The world's cleverest woman took my school backpack."
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Graphics / My logo/banner I made
« on: May 03, 2006, 03:36:01 PM »
ither way it sill looks nice.
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General / HAPPY BIRTHDAY TITTIES!
« on: May 03, 2006, 03:20:23 PM »
Happy birthday titties, have a good 1.
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Media / Trick Shots (pool)
« on: May 01, 2006, 05:25:00 PM »Quote from: '*MAFIA* [) ! A B L 0'
bahh it was all photoshop..
You sure? I have seen people do some of that at the pool hall i play at.
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News / New World Trade Center
« on: April 30, 2006, 12:08:44 AM »Quote from: Snipester
now thats a building
looks more like its made out of rock, lol good luck taking that out with a plane.