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Happy B-Day Bro.

Happy Balth day,

Your gift is already in your basement.

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The only thing Dune Surfer can offer for an hour is drunken babbling. I could just call any customer support line for that.

massive luls on "drunken babbling".  + rep

Remember, Don't drink and ride (the subway)

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Wow, not only did this thread get completely de-railed, but my computer is still slow.  Today I opened up the tower and removed a good pound or so of dust. I don't know if that'll speed it up any but at least now its not as likely to catch on fire.  I really don't know much about computers, but will buying more RAM even do much, or should I just forget about this old computer?

Here's some specs again:

My goodness get more ram.  4 gig minimum.

I'd just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
   
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.  Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
 
A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.'  I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually '
 
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank.  When I came out, he looked at me and said  'Any Change?' I said, 'Nope, you’re still black'
 
Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!
 
A 10 year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?' The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.'  'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?' The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.'
 
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.  But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best! 


Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
 
 
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself...'I’m going to take that.'
 
 
Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him Where am I? The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back. ‘You’re in that basket.’
 
 
I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong. The question was, Where do women have the curliest hair? Fiji was the correct answer...hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country?

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Unscrew and open air conditioning vent, place a can of open sardines in vent duct.  Replace vent.  They will never find the source of the smell.