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General / Re: Hello, Long time no see?
« on: April 28, 2012, 05:31:02 AM »
Nacho libre. End of discussion 
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: April 25, 2012, 08:14:05 AM »
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He
was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just
like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything
to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came
into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down,
crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use
an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining but
eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. AFTER FEELING THE
NURSE INSERT THE THERMOMETER, HE HEARD HER ANNOUNCE "I HAVE TO GET
SOMETHING. NOW YOU STAY JUST LIKE THAT UNTIL I GET BACK!"
SHE LEFT THE DOOR TO HIS ROOM OPEN ON HER WAY OUT. HE CURSED UNDER HIS
BREATH AS HE HEARD PEOPLE WALKING PAST HIS DOOR, LAUGHING...
After about 20 minutes, the man's Doctor came into the room. "What's
going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confessed... "Not with a Daffodil"!
was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just
like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything
to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came
into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down,
crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use
an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining but
eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. AFTER FEELING THE
NURSE INSERT THE THERMOMETER, HE HEARD HER ANNOUNCE "I HAVE TO GET
SOMETHING. NOW YOU STAY JUST LIKE THAT UNTIL I GET BACK!"
SHE LEFT THE DOOR TO HIS ROOM OPEN ON HER WAY OUT. HE CURSED UNDER HIS
BREATH AS HE HEARD PEOPLE WALKING PAST HIS DOOR, LAUGHING...
After about 20 minutes, the man's Doctor came into the room. "What's
going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confessed... "Not with a Daffodil"!
259
Media / Buck Dancing Negro's
« on: April 17, 2012, 06:01:07 AM »
260
General / Re: Motorcycle thread
« on: April 16, 2012, 10:40:25 AM »
Suzuki 90, Honda 100, Yamaha 250, Honda 450 - 4, Honda 750-4
Starting at 15 I progressed up to a 750 buy the time I was 20. Start small and work your way up.
Starting at 15 I progressed up to a 750 buy the time I was 20. Start small and work your way up.
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: April 16, 2012, 05:52:04 AM »
I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few. I noticed two
large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I
asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them chirped, "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two
whales from Ireland ?"
That's the last thing I remember...
large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I
asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them chirped, "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two
whales from Ireland ?"
That's the last thing I remember...
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: April 09, 2012, 01:55:28 PM »
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles !!!
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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Media / Re: This is a test...
« on: April 03, 2012, 06:10:14 PM »
I love puppies, where's he at?
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: April 02, 2012, 09:51:35 AM »
A Catholic nun (we'll call her MG) was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.
Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.
Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.
The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid Catholic bitch."
She laughed and said, "When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel headed camel-fucker."
Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.
Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.
The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid Catholic bitch."
She laughed and said, "When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel headed camel-fucker."
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Beatlejuice deserves the rank of Godfather, there is a bunch of reasons why.
You still have some white stuff on your chin.
266
Really.......pointless
Just like a join thread from you.
267
Since people have been active in the Mafia clan fir awhile and are head I came up with the idea tat one high member should achieve the new rank of Godfather.Let me make you "An Offer You Can't Refuse"
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General / Happy Birthday Swampfox and Drakonfrye
« on: March 27, 2012, 10:48:24 AM »
Another year bytes the dust.
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Join / Re: Post To see
« on: March 21, 2012, 03:37:36 PM »ricardo
Cheese eating surrender monkey.
ricardo