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General / List of Man Laws - Feel free to contribute :)
« on: February 02, 2007, 10:17:07 PM »
Beetlejuice - I am what you would call 'an old fart' lol. I have played BF1942, RTR, and Nam sinse they 've been out. Never used Vent, my rig is overloaded as it is, sinse I build my own and usually run them on full speed with overclocking the RAM and the processor.
I hear what you say about some members, and I fully understand. I do sometimes over react myself
.. Oh well, when you have 2 jobs, 3 cars, 2 mortgages, an ex wife, and the war trauma from BF1942, you tend to be jumpy sometimes..
I used to play on the old server, 1.61, but now I frequent the 1.60 as the other one is usually empty. Always enjoyed seeing some of the Mafia members in action and love the mods.
Sorry for the double posting - didn't realize it was against the rules. Will watch it in the future
Roshan - You are sooo wrong! There is no way I am going to post in these forums ever again! NEVER!
Well, maybe I will, but only after I will finish working on perfecting one of my famous inventions - the hammer. I was thinking of building in the mentioned above light bulb into the head so people can find the nail easier... Actually, I just had another idea - I will also incorporate my other invention ( or developement ), Google, into the handle! People can use it to search and find the said nail! YAY!
But untill then - I am not posting! No way, EVER!
*...oops, gotta run.. I think I just saw a thread I need to post in.....*
I hear what you say about some members, and I fully understand. I do sometimes over react myself
.. Oh well, when you have 2 jobs, 3 cars, 2 mortgages, an ex wife, and the war trauma from BF1942, you tend to be jumpy sometimes..I used to play on the old server, 1.61, but now I frequent the 1.60 as the other one is usually empty. Always enjoyed seeing some of the Mafia members in action and love the mods.
Sorry for the double posting - didn't realize it was against the rules. Will watch it in the future
Roshan - You are sooo wrong! There is no way I am going to post in these forums ever again! NEVER!
Well, maybe I will, but only after I will finish working on perfecting one of my famous inventions - the hammer. I was thinking of building in the mentioned above light bulb into the head so people can find the nail easier... Actually, I just had another idea - I will also incorporate my other invention ( or developement ), Google, into the handle! People can use it to search and find the said nail! YAY!
But untill then - I am not posting! No way, EVER!
*...oops, gotta run.. I think I just saw a thread I need to post in.....*
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General / List of Man Laws - Feel free to contribute :)
« on: February 01, 2007, 09:56:08 PM »
Stupid replies, as opposed to a Mafia member posting that he invented the lightbulb? Oh well guys, if you wanna act like a bunch of kids with no sense of humor, then what can I say.. I won't post here anymore. Have fun in your forums, flaming eachother and driving away true fans.
Hasta la vista.
Hasta la vista.
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General / List of Man Laws - Feel free to contribute :)
« on: February 01, 2007, 09:04:29 PM »
It's compiled from 3-4 posts on a forum I am a member of. The Man Rules I've posted to start the topic are about 50/50... Half I gathered from the web, half me and a friend came up with.. More to come, just have to put some together...
BTW - I am a little puzzled. I got a private message from one of the Mafia members, telling me not to spam.. Can anyone clue me in? Where did I spam, with not even 20 total posts in these forums? Just wondering...
BTW - I am a little puzzled. I got a private message from one of the Mafia members, telling me not to spam.. Can anyone clue me in? Where did I spam, with not even 20 total posts in these forums? Just wondering...
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General / List of Man Laws - Feel free to contribute :)
« on: February 01, 2007, 03:17:56 PM »
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes........... .............. ............No
No............ .............. ............Ye s
Maybe......... .............. ..........No
We need.......... .............. .......I want
I am sorry......... .............. ......You'll be sorry
We need to talk.......... ............Yo u're in trouble
Sure, go ahead......... .............. .You better not
Do what you want.......... .........You will pay for this later
I am not upset......... .............. .Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight....... .....Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry........ .............. .....I am hungry
I am sleepy........ .............. ......I am sleepy
I am tired......... .............. .......I am tired
Nice dress......... .............. .......Nice cleavage!
I love you........... .............. .....Let's have sex now
I am bored......... .............. ......Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?.............. ...I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?.............. I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit........ ......I'm gay.
Yes........... .............. ............No
No............ .............. ............Ye s
Maybe......... .............. ..........No
We need.......... .............. .......I want
I am sorry......... .............. ......You'll be sorry
We need to talk.......... ............Yo u're in trouble
Sure, go ahead......... .............. .You better not
Do what you want.......... .........You will pay for this later
I am not upset......... .............. .Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight....... .....Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry........ .............. .....I am hungry
I am sleepy........ .............. ......I am sleepy
I am tired......... .............. .......I am tired
Nice dress......... .............. .......Nice cleavage!
I love you........... .............. .....Let's have sex now
I am bored......... .............. ......Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?.............. ...I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?.............. I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit........ ......I'm gay.
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Help / ram spec difference
« on: February 01, 2007, 03:12:14 PM »
BTW Beetlejuice - Are you looking to replace two modules and run in Dual Channel? How much memory r u looking to add? 1 or 2 Gigs? If just one, you might wanna add 2x512 modules and run in dual channel. You can get a 512MB module for about $30...
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Games / The amazing DarkQueefers
« on: February 01, 2007, 01:32:52 PM »
I am not a dork. I am THE DORK. Bitchy!
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Games / The amazing DarkQueefers
« on: February 01, 2007, 01:32:21 PM »
Blow = Cocaine...pixi e dust
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General / List of Man Laws - Feel free to contribute :)
« on: February 01, 2007, 01:29:15 PM »
That's just peachy
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Help / ram spec difference
« on: February 01, 2007, 01:27:33 PM »
I didn't have a hammer, but still wanted to try it your way, so I put the module on the floor, and dropped the computer on it... I actually think that it works faster now and gives better gas mileage..
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Games / The amazing DarkQueefers
« on: January 31, 2007, 09:44:48 PM »
Looks like you shot him with a gun loaded with blow... He looks very 'high'