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Spam / penis!
« on: April 28, 2006, 06:58:52 AM »
EDWARD NORTON

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News / New World Trade Center
« on: April 28, 2006, 06:56:25 AM »
Great. Now we have a bigger, shinier target for them to fly into. Why didn't they go with this design? It makes so much more sense!

http://sallini.com/rumors/therumors/newworldtradecenter/newworldtradecenter.jpg

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Media / haha backfired
« on: April 27, 2006, 01:45:20 PM »
Oh man... if I had a dollar for everytime that happened.... I'd have three dollars.

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Media / Cut it out, Mom...
« on: April 27, 2006, 04:59:19 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Looks like a ho?


If it is, then major props to the kid for buying a prostitute for a hockey game! Not a lot of people have their lives figured out when they're that young. He's got direction!

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Media / Cut it out, Mom...
« on: April 26, 2006, 07:39:19 PM »
Cut it out, Mom! You're embarassing me!

http://www.videotiger.com/hotboobiesvideo.shtml

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Media / Lil' too much time?
« on: April 24, 2006, 07:40:17 PM »
The really old lady called her white trash and the lady who got socked was telling the daughter that her mother had THC (the chemical found in weed) in her system. POW! I hate white trash.

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BF 1942 / Party's MOD!!!
« on: April 24, 2006, 01:49:54 PM »
Donuts and endos? Sweet!! =) Those high powered stang bullets look wicked, too!

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General / Math is sexy.
« on: April 24, 2006, 01:36:01 PM »
This kind of logarithmic function

۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
S |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"].:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
T |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"].:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
D |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"].-'[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
s  |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]..--'[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]..--''[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|[COLOR="Red"]...---'''[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
         TIME (Minutes... seconds... :|  )

That's a logarithm, isn't it? It's been a while since pre-calc. Sorry for all the ۵s... it wouldn't let me do a bunch of spaces so i had to fill in the gaps with something and it looks cool.

Here, you see the rate at which the herpes ravages my penis grows as time progresses. It starts at "What's that?" and rapidly moves to "I need see someone about this, now." I suppose it would level off after the infection consumes all of its food sources... a slow and painful process...

84
General / Terrorism
« on: April 24, 2006, 01:20:18 PM »
I know I said that I was staying out of this one, but...

Iceman, you've been watching this Pentagon conspiracy flash a little too often =P
http://www.freedomunderground.org/memoryhole/pentagon.php#Preloader

It's a fun video and it makes a fairly good argument, but you have to consider the source of these "facts." I mean, this is the only place I've seen this conspiracy. If it had actual credibility, it would've been covered by the media. If you're going to take everything into account, you have to be able to give both sides credibility, which you (and this flash) don't express towards the Bush Administration .

Do you really believe that "John Edwards had the plans to fix everything?" I hope you were being sarcastic when you said that because that's giving him wayyy too much credit.

And Medic, terrorism isn't religious fanaticism. Terrorism is a type of warfare, just as general, assymetric and limited warfare is. You don't have to have religion as a reason to be a terrorist. If that were the case, then the revolutionists in Ireland wouldn't be terrorists (which they are).

As far as the first invasion of Iraq goes, there wasn't much fighting going on. Iraqi soldiers surrendered by the thousands as soon as they encountered US Marines and Army. I wouldn't question your resolve to fire back if the US was being invaded, but these soldiers were in a different situation. They were forced into Saddam's army. You think they wanted to be there? Their life sucked. They weren't about to be killed defending a country that held executions during soccer games and exterminated their own villages.

I don't want to get into an argument about how bin Laden may or may not have been behind 9/11. There's overwhelming support that he was. It's common knowledge to Americans, Afghanis, Pakistanis and the entire international community that al Qaeda was. Instead, I'm going to suggest that you research the relationship between the US government and the Saudi royal family starting from the end of WWII to the present and where al Qaeda came from. It's a sobering reality in patron/client relationships. =)



In my opinion, this argument should be taking a backseat right now. There's a genocide in Sudan right now that we should be trying to stop... unless we all want another Rwanda. 800,000 dead Tutsis, anyone? Anyone?

85
General / Math is sexy.
« on: April 23, 2006, 09:14:57 PM »
Quote from: --
SO what mathematical solution accounts for an STD? Remainder?


An STD would be a logarithmic function since it spreads quicker and quicker... trust me... it does... :icon_cry:

Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom

g spot = decimal point


I think the g spot is still just a theory, lol



And Mad Medic, start writing .999999~ on a piece of paper and let me know when you reach 1, haha =) That's all i'm saying about that.

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General / Terrorism
« on: April 23, 2006, 01:21:50 PM »
I'm staying out of this one. =P

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General / Math is sexy.
« on: April 23, 2006, 10:00:35 AM »
.999999~ does not equal 1!!! hahaha jk i don't want to start that shit again! =)

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Media / geo = best racing car ever lol
« on: April 23, 2006, 07:05:47 AM »
Haha, the car in the right lane took off early and still lost! My friend had a geo once. Three of us picked it up, carried it off the street and put it in his lawn. Those things are made out of recycled 2 liters i swear.

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Spam / So fucking sick of the spammers
« on: April 22, 2006, 07:26:29 AM »
HAhahaha!!! He dominated the forum from 8:40 to 9:25!! Haha, great find.

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Media / Diablo as a babysitter
« on: April 21, 2006, 01:06:03 PM »
I just found a short clip of what Diablo does when he babysits for his neighbors. Poor kids...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/bad-babysitter.html

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