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News / Re: Sony Xperia X1
« on: August 12, 2009, 07:27:40 PM »
lol get AT&T. unlimited media messages, calling, texting, and all that jazz for only like 30 bucks a month. some pretty nice phones too.
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News / Re: Sony Xperia X1
« on: August 11, 2009, 07:43:33 PM »
lol wtf, is that your phone? why don't you buy a new one? or use your technicallogic ally advanced brain to make your own cell phone?
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News / Re: Sony Xperia X1
« on: August 11, 2009, 02:34:53 PM »
you bitches aint got nothing on my phone!
mine comes with a free cracked screen, the ability to neither record or play videos/music, and a charger that only occasionally catches fire!!! the best part is it only takes five, thats right only FIVE miniscule minutes to turn on or off!!!
mine comes with a free cracked screen, the ability to neither record or play videos/music, and a charger that only occasionally catches fire!!! the best part is it only takes five, thats right only FIVE miniscule minutes to turn on or off!!!
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Media / Re: messed up on so many levels
« on: August 10, 2009, 11:13:48 PM »
yes roshan, thats three out of many mistakes. unfortunately i am not in charge of this computer, and so i have no jurisdiction over useless toolbars or internet explorer lol. i was going to cover those up but then i figured you guys would think i edited the rest of the picture.
and there isnt anything wrong with myspace. i need to use it because my band has a myspace and we need a fan base.
and there isnt anything wrong with myspace. i need to use it because my band has a myspace and we need a fan base.
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: August 10, 2009, 09:54:22 PM »
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
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A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...
"I don't like it" she says, "I want one that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a bathroom scale and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
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A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...
"I don't like it" she says, "I want one that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a bathroom scale and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"
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Media / messed up on so many levels
« on: August 10, 2009, 09:52:18 PM »
see if you can name everything that's wrong with this picture.
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Media / Re: Iraq's greatest hits
« on: August 09, 2009, 12:24:41 AM »
haha sweet. i wanna be a helicoptor pilot.
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Media / Re: Should be called
« on: August 07, 2009, 05:07:45 PM »
lol why were you looking this up?
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Spam / Re: LONGEST THREAD EVER
« on: August 06, 2009, 11:24:03 PM »
why the hell is nobody posting in this???
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Spam / Re: things are going too far
« on: August 06, 2009, 09:52:52 AM »
lmao sweez, you were the one using dune's picture as your own sig, and you were the one who made up fuckxes, and you were the one who made the xfire group "yahoo we're banned from foxes server" or whatever.
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Join / Re: Can I Has Mafia?
« on: August 05, 2009, 10:59:13 PM »Yeah I bet then you googled "gay".ya i did, and it came up with a picture of a wolf!
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Media / Re: Creepy Pedo Kids Show
« on: August 05, 2009, 09:33:18 PM »"Nice tomato I'll take that for my sandwhich"lmao i was like WTF! when i heard that