*MAFIA* Forums

It was just a joke, I don't care what you guys do.  But we're not the ones complaining about our servers or forums.  Anyway, its October 1, have you figured it out yet?

I think your Sarcasmo-Detector is teh broek.

As for our server's current status:

- Escaped Turkey said they will continue to operate its old servers until all the new ones are converted.
- Our server, as of right now, is down...for some apparant unknown reason.
- We still don't have a new IP address.


In fact, EscapedTurkey has became so annoying, that me and Blacksheep are looking into starting our own damn hosting company. We've been looking all around about the possibility of either renting a high-end business server or just buying a few systems, dragging in a T3 (or OC-1 ) line and running DOA from there (as well as rent out our servers and bandwidth).

Then we'll invade Poland.

Hi.

So uh, basically I have come to the conclusion that our current hosting company, Escaped Turkey is very homosexual. Basically, they recently decided to upgrade their servers and move over to some magicfoshizzle server pwning lollercaust company that runs better servers - or something.

The point is that our current server is going to be shutdown on Oct 1st and Escaped Turds doesn't have a new IP for us and the guy that runs the company isn't being very responsive. The plan was that everybody who has a server right now will be moved over to the new server and will be given a new IP address, while the server with the old IP will be shut down. It is already Sept. 30 and we don't have the new IP address.

So uh, what I wanted to ask is what are some other hosts we could possibly rent from for BF1942/DC.7 and BF2? As you may or may not know, we're a dirt cheap clan at the moment. Cheap server, free forum...living off the crumbs of donations...we're not very liberal with the cash-money. We are currently paying $25 a month and we'd like to stay at that figure within a $5 increase.

Gotta love Auto-Darwinism.

I swear if this shit keeps up we need to add airhawks, USAF, DOA and whatever other lameass clans that go on our server to the banned words list.

If we're such a lameass clan, how come we can create super structures in the sky and MAFIA can't? Oh and teleportation - yet another thing MAFIA doesn't know how to do.

Last time I checked, our ability to modify maps surpasses yours. So no, I don't think we qualify to be in any such "lameass" list as the one you posted.

Alright. So here is the deal.

I know some of you here at MAFIA really hated LAAZT1K420 for saying some things on this forum about somebody and that you guys wanted us to take action against him (which we didn't end up doing for several reasons). Hell, you guys banned him so I don't think I need to mention how much you hated him.

So then, I thought some of you may be glad to hear what DOA has done reguarding LAAZT1K420...w ell, we banned him from DOA for all eternity. If you are wondering why we did this, well it is a very simple reason: treason.

I am not going to go into the details of his ban because I know you guys don't give a shit but just rest assured that he is no longer in DOA. (including ventrilo and the game server).


Kthxbye.

yeah man, if swiftys not back in mafia IM OUT TOO........... . wait... im not in mafia.

Wow. You actually realized this ALL BY YOURSELF?!


Oh my god.

I know that I have no say in what you MAFIA guys do but for the fucking sake of all humanity will you smack a root ban on this crump3t dude? We banned him quite a while ago and it is just so nice.

I mean god damn will somebody just stick a burning cross in his lawn already?

Dude the guy is fucking retarded. What were you expecting?

An empty photoshop document looks better than what Crumpet can do.