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Author Topic: Never ever kiss a monkey  (Read 1564 times)

Hawaii-50

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Never ever kiss a monkey
« on: September 30, 2008, 04:39:44 PM »
Never,












~EVER~











Under ANY Circumstance












        Kiss A Monkey!!



« Last Edit: September 30, 2008, 04:46:25 PM by *MAFIA* Hawaii-50 »
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*MAFIA* Dune Surfer

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Re: Never ever kiss a monkey
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 05:04:15 PM »
I wish I could suck my own cock that'd be awesome and I'd save alot of money. I once had to tell a girlfriend how to jerk me off properly it was very embarassing but necessary. She'd stroke it like a freekin flower stem and I said just fucking grab the fucking thing hard and yank it like a bike pump. Errr can I say that?
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Re: Never ever kiss a monkey
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2008, 05:16:37 PM »
like a bike pump rofl!!!
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Re: Never ever kiss a monkey
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2008, 05:22:51 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on September 30, 2008, 05:04:15 PM
I wish I could suck my own cock that'd be awesome and I'd save alot of money. I once had to tell a girlfriend how to jerk me off properly it was very embarassing but necessary. She'd stroke it like a freekin flower stem and I said just fucking grab the fucking thing hard and yank it like a bike pump. Errr can I say that?
  Damn Dune you are retarded, but I love you none the less. 
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Hawaii-50

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Re: Never ever kiss a monkey
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2008, 05:26:44 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on September 30, 2008, 05:16:37 PM
like a bike pump rofl!!!

Yeah ..... that was pretty funny Dune !!!
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Re: Never ever kiss a monkey
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2008, 05:41:16 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on September 30, 2008, 05:04:15 PM
yank it like a bike pump.
What a riot - Do you have a penis patch kit just in case you get a flat?
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