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[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

Nope, just letting you know. "Almost" every hates me, just don't want another on the list.

  Almost every what hates you?  Where you trying to say everybody??  Man old people are fun.  Especially the ones at the old people's homes.  Cause when they get annoying you can just leave.  Plus, you can ring the nurses to come change their shit pants.  I also like to steal their pudding from the carts they have out in the hallways, before they bring them into the rooms.  Hearing old people yell about not having pudding is fucking sweet!!!!

[*MAFIA* Dune Surfer]

I can't wait to get old, I'm gonna crap my pants deliberately and get sponge baths off nurses. I'll drive 20 miles under the speed limit and cause trafic jams and accidents. I'll walk at a snails pace accross road crossings and snigger while motorists are blowing their horns. I won't change my clothes and hang around malls all day and stink the place up. Then I'll try and die on a bench opposite a school so some child can find me.

[Loaded]

See what I mean, you hate me too. It was typo you fucker.

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

See what I mean, you hate me too. It was typo you fucker.

  I don't hate you.  I love you.  Old people are cool.  Especially when they lose their minds.  My grandmother used to give me money all the time when I was younger, then she got older and fucked in the head, so when I would go see her, she would give me money.  Then 10 mins later she would give me more, because she didn't think she gave me any in the first place.  One night I walked out of her house with fucking $100.  That shit was tight.  I got drunk and stoned that night.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx]

  One night I walked out of her house with fucking $100.  That shit was tight.  I got drunk and stoned that night.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't wait till my grandma gets like that.  She just got my Great Aunt's estate which was worth a total of $765,000! I'm gonna be rich BIATCH!

[*MAFIA* [StimPH]]

why do people always own lots of money when they are old (they dont even know where to spent it at) and young people always poor....
That just sucks, when i had my grandma's money i would be drunk and stoned all day and have some bitches around me, and of course praying for my grandma to go to heaven 

[Loaded]

why do people always own lots of money when they are old (they dont even know where to spent it at) and young people always poor....
That just sucks, when i had my grandma's money i would be drunk and stoned all day and have some bitches around me, and of course praying for my grandma to go to heaven 

Um... that is why young people don't have money.

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

haha...my great uncle is worth about 17 mil. yet i live in a 2 bedroom, 1200 sf shack. :/

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

haha...my great uncle is worth about 17 mil. yet i live in a 2 bedroom, 1200 sf shack. :/

  So what are you saying???  You wish that your Dad was your uncle and your uncle was your Dad????  Do you think you maybe the reason why you live in a house like that?  Maybe all that reconstructive head surgery your parents tried to do for you when you were younger, wasted all their money.  You can't blame them for wanting to try and give you a normal life.  But in the end the procedure didn't take and now you are who you are.  It is ok, some one will love you for who you are.  I mean look at Rocky Dennis.  He got laid, so all you have to do is find a blind girl, but don't let her touch your head.

For you people who don't know who Rocky Dennis is click the link fuckers!
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Dennis 

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

  So what are you saying???  You wish that your Dad was your uncle and your uncle was your Dad????  Do you think you maybe the reason why you live in a house like that?  Maybe all that reconstructive head surgery your parents tried to do for you when you were younger, wasted all their money.  You can't blame them for wanting to try and give you a normal life.  But in the end the procedure didn't take and now you are who you are.  It is ok, some one will love you for who you are.  I mean look at Rocky Dennis.  He got laid, so all you have to do is find a blind girl, but don't let her touch your head.

For you people who don't know who Rocky Dennis is click the link fuckers!
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Dennis 

Was he the homo in mass or that other movie where his mom is cher and he dies?

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

Was he the homo in mass or that other movie where his mom is cher and he dies?

  He wasn't in mass, it was Mask.  I don't know if he was religious.  But yes, his mother was played by Cher, and he dies, that you are correct. 

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

  He wasn't in mass, it was Mask.  I don't know if he was religious.  But yes, his mother was played by Cher, and he dies, that you are correct. 

That movie always makes me laugh......

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

That movie always makes me laugh......

  Why would you laugh at your retarded older brother?  Man you are evil. 

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

  Why would you laugh at your retarded older brother?  Man you are evil. 

he was dead to me.