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[*MAFIA* Dune Surfer]

This shit is hilarious, this guy sneeks out for a cigarette and ends up stuck in an elevator for 2 days If you read the full artical its even funnier:

"After a time, he pressed the emergency button, setting off an alarm bell, mounted on the roof of the elevator car, but he could tell that its range was limited. Still, he rang it a few more times and eventually pulled the button out, so that the alarm was continuous.
He began hearing unlikely oscillations in the ringing: aural hallucinations . Before long, he began to contemplate death. When he got out he was so annoyed he never returned to work. He has lost his job, his contacts with his co workers and his apartment. He is unemployed but trying to look for work. It completely fucked up his life. It's amazing what 41 hours stuck in a lift can do to your life" LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

rofl I love it!

[ßlackOut]

lmfao, owned xDDDDDDDD

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

That is some good shit.  Try sitting in a fox hole with people shooting shit at you for a couple of hours.  That shit makes you a little crazy as well. 

[*MAFIA* Dune Surfer]

That is some good shit.  Try sitting in a fox hole with people shooting shit at you for a couple of hours.  That shit makes you a little crazy as well. 

No Thanks, you and Swampy are good at that stuff, not me. I'm a simple hippy, I did a few months in the Royal Air Force as air crew but quit cos it was all marching and bullshit. I still have friends I'm waiting to come home from strange places around the world. As you say it makes you crazy, my friend Ian got back fom Iraq and went on a Heroin binge cos he was addicted to Morphine and overdosed. Stuart shot a kid by mistake on a silly weapons grab somewhere and just swam out to sea in Australia and we never saw him again. Then Sye got back and had a stupid argument at the pub about a mobile phone and some nigga fuck waited till he left the pub and ran him over with a Ford Sierra in front of me. It was very sad. Anyways as always your a good man Hell and all our nations appreciate what your doing.

[*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx]

No Thanks, you and Swampy are good at that stuff, not me. I'm a simple hippy, I did a few months in the Royal Air Force as air crew but quit cos it was all marching and bullshit. I still have friends I'm waiting to come home from strange places around the world. As you say it makes you crazy, my friend Ian got back fom Iraq and went on a Heroin binge cos he was addicted to Morphine and overdosed. Stuart shot a kid by mistake on a silly weapons grab somewhere and just swam out to sea in Australia and we never saw him again. Then Sye got back and had a stupid argument at the pub about a mobile phone and some nigga fuck waited till he left the pub and ran him over with a Ford Sierra in front of me. It was very sad. Anyways as always your a good man Hell and all our nations appreciate what your doing.

Holy shit... I thought my friend dying from getting run over by a car was bad.

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

the only thing hell was dodging was camel jizz flying in the air "FAG"!

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

the only thing hell was dodging was camel jizz flying in the air "FAG"!

I would say the same about you and your twinkie cream, but by the look of that picture Misfit posted you didn't dodge any of it.

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

i know i love that pic man! except i caught all mine and thought of you as i guzzled it down. we can be fat fucks together my fat nigger!