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[*MAFIA* Phantom]

I read this and thought was kinda funny.



Sex is a form of math, observe.

u add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

leave your solution

and try not to multiply

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LOL no i believe a child would be a remainder

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E = MC[SIZE="1"]fuck you[/SIZE]

[*MAFIA* Phantom]

children = multiply
std = remainder
g spot = decimal point

[Rahl]

Do you guys see why I love math now?

[MacGiraffe]

how do u put position into the mix, exponent?

[Twisted]

no i think exponent would be how many times you did it.  what would a percent be %? titty fuck or what

[ICEMAN]

hahahhaha, that's great:)

[iLLUSi0N]

.999999~ does not equal 1!!! hahaha jk i don't want to start that shit again! =)

[MadMedic]

.999999 does equal one..... wanna take this outside :54:
lol

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(*)Y(*)  +  \{}/  +  8=======D  =  :D

[iLLUSi0N]

SO what mathematical solution accounts for an STD? Remainder?

An STD would be a logarithmic function since it spreads quicker and quicker... trust me... it does... :icon_cry:

g spot = decimal point

I think the g spot is still just a theory, lol



And Mad Medic, start writing .999999~ on a piece of paper and let me know when you reach 1, haha =) That's all i'm saying about that.

[Rahl]

An STD would be a logarithmic function since it spreads quicker and quicker

Actually, logarithmic functions tend to level off.  Unless you mean horizontally, in which case nearly any function defined over infinity would spread.  And since it's illogical to compare infinity to infinity, there is no reference for spreading "quicker."  Anyway, I'm done now.

Love you all.

[*MAFIA* Phantom]

Actually, logarithmic functions tend to level off.  Unless you mean horizontally, in which case nearly any function defined over infinity would spread.  And since it's illogical to compare infinity to infinity, there is no reference for spreading "quicker."  Anyway, I'm done now.

Love you all.

tell us something we don't know

[iLLUSi0N]

This kind of logarithmic function

۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
S |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"].:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
T |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"].:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
D |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"].-'[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
s  |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]..--'[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]..--''[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|[COLOR="Red"]...---'''[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
         TIME (Minutes... seconds... :|  )

That's a logarithm, isn't it? It's been a while since pre-calc. Sorry for all the ۵s... it wouldn't let me do a bunch of spaces so i had to fill in the gaps with something and it looks cool.

Here, you see the rate at which the herpes ravages my penis grows as time progresses. It starts at "What's that?" and rapidly moves to "I need see someone about this, now." I suppose it would level off after the infection consumes all of its food sources... a slow and painful process...